I Can Teach You - Green Edition

[PAN]
Grace, you know that you're lost, now
You've been given powers you don't understand
I'm the guy who can help you
All that you hear is at your command!

[FREDDIE, spoken]
Wait...

[GRACE, spoken]
No, it's okay, Freddie
This is all me?
W-what do I do?

[PAN, spoken]
Start singing!

[GRACE, spoken]
Now?

[PAN, spoken]
Why not? Time's a-wastin'!

[GRACE]
Freddie, he's got me shaken
I don't know what I'm meant to do
Something in me's awakened
But this goat guy things I'm song great ingenue

(spoken)
I'm doing it now, huh?

[PAN, spoken]
(Laughs)

[FREDDIE]
I don't... follow

[PAN]
Lost little girl

[FREDDIE]
Are those really actual horns?

[PAN]
You're in control

[FREDDIE]
And this singing is so hard to swallow...

[PAN]
(Laughs) I know!

[FREDDIE]
Can you hear me, Grace?
What's going on?

[PAN]
It's your song!

[GRACE]
Lost girls, lost girls
You all love your lost girls
A rescue that you can take on

[PAN]
I won't say you need saving
You're not drowning, you're waving
And you two, are you, uh, dating?
(Laughs) It's so titilating!

[FREDDIE]
Grace, we gotta be careful
Has he slipped something into our drinks?
Spouting crap about powers
He could be dangerous, what do you think?

[GRACE]
Sing it Freddie, I hear you
We've only just met, now he's my new best friend
Now I'll owe him a favor
And what will he want in the end?

[PAN]
Ha! You're lucky I got to you
There's people out there who will come for you
I've heard that you're making so much ado
You're lost and I'm trying to help!

[GRACE & FREDDIE]
Lost girls, lost girls
You all love your lost girls
A rescue that you can take on

[FREDDIE]
Whether you're mean, smart or nice guys

[GRACE]
"If you don't mind" guys

[PAN]
We'll find our way on our own!

[PAN, spoken]
Fine! So what happens now?

[GRACE, spoken]
I can do whatever I want

[PAN, spoken]
Well, you can't stop time so...

[FREDDIE, spoken]
Grace, I'm frightened

[GRACE, spoken]
It's okay, I think I got this

[GRACE, FREDDIE & PAN]
[scats in harmony]

[PAN]
I never knew I had that in me!

[FREDDIE]
Who's making this happen? This isn't a game!

[PAN]
You don't understand!

[FREDDIE]
This has all gotten out of hand!

[PAN]
Nothing for Grace will ever be the same!

[GRACE & FREDDIE]
Lost girls, lost girls
You all love your lost girls

[FREDDIE]
A rescue that you can take home, aw

[GRACE]
You can see we're at home

[PAN]
I see what I see, kid
Freddie has no idea, kid
You'd be far better off on your own

[GRACE]
I don't know about that

[PAN, GRACE & FREDDIE]
(Da, da, da, da) Really? Now you're just being silly
(Da-da, da-da-da, da) Maybe the Muse isn't feeling the gravity
(Da-da-da-da, da, da-da) Or do you refuse and like ostriches
Happily stick your heads in the sand?

(Da-da, da, da, da) Grace, I could be your right hand
(Da, da-da-da, da) Freddie, you better leave her alone
(Da-da-da-da, da) Let me do what I do or she'll sink like a stone

[GRACE]
Lost girl, lost girl
I know I'm not a lost girl
But this is all new and
I don't know what to do
Should I stay with my bestie?
Huh, this goat's getting testy
Won't be lost on my own
I'll always be home