I Can’t Be Nice to You

I won't write you a letter
I won't call you on the phone
I won't fax you at your office
Still you won't leave me alone

I can't be nice to you
I can't be nice to you
I can't be nice to you
Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you

I have to laugh when you ask me
With all seriousness about the 'scene'
And I don't care what you write
And I don't care what you say
In your useless magazine

I can't be nice to you
I can't be nice to you
I can't be nice to you
Be nice to you, be nice to you, be nice to you