I Burnt Down My House Freestyle

[Intro]
Okay, this is Deji freestyle
Just make sure you're not too close to your screen, okay?
Cause I don't wanna burn your face off, from the fire I'm about to spit, Okay?
You can't sue me if you get a burnt face, I've warned you
You can't sue, otherwise we're gonna have an issue, alright?
Okay, let's go

[Verse: 1]
Listen, the name is Deji
Killing fools with various tools and giving wedgies
Yeah, I'ma spit fire lyrically
Every word I spit makes you lose your face imagery
If you mess with me I'll make you look like Danny Brown
And just like your mother, I'll make your ass bend down
Make you look like a disgrace
Make you change your race
Make you find a hiding place
Loving girls is my passionate confession
Wicked truth is slowing down my succession
Yeah, I have a few friends I can hold them by tweezers
Cause the people I know are back-stabbers and mouth breathers
People say I'm a white boy in black skin
Man shut up, I'll punch you, like a Shaolin, yeah
But just listen, that was just the first verse
I'm coming at you, just like a muzzerwerse
Not a word, I know
Just be quiet it's a freestyle
Yes, alright, friends come and go, just like a trend

[Verse: 2]
An issue I struggle with is having such a big penis
Girls walk into me and say I'm such a sex genius
Wait, that's not an issue that's destiny
At this rate I'm gonna need that vasectomy
Yeah, it's okay if you call me a dick
Wait no, that's a typo, people call me sick
Just listen, alright, okay? I'm about to go in this time, alright
There's a movie about my sex life, Interstellar
It's about my sex journey when I went interstellar
If you know what I'm saying, interstellar, "into stella"
Yes, I'ma spit fire everyday
Come at you, thinking you're me? Nah, you're gay
Nah, just shut up bitch I'ma hurt you
Thinking you're cool, bitch, it's your curfew
Alright, leave me alone
This is freestyle Deji, for the fourth time or third time
MC Deji going into the third verse

[Verse: 3]
YouTube is a place of many, various things
Of a place of various things
And a place of various things
I know it's various things
Come at me if you wanna fight me
I will hurt you just like Bruce Lee
When he went against Chuck Norris
Giving him a punch in the stomach making him bleed
Chuck Norris died that day, yes
Bruce Lee is still alive that's bless
Come at me I'ma hurt you like mess
Just like your mother I'ma hurt you like dress
That dress she wore last night
Yeah I ripped it with my dick, thinking she was kalphite
Yeah, I know right, what am I saying?
I'ma come at you like a freaking ninja in a hurricane
Yes I understand, I'm not saying anything that makes sense
You need to understand the thing, is two things at once, intertwining above
If you want me, I'ma hurt you like a glove
Yes, double entendre, I say many
Yes, I said like too many today, it's twenty
If you want me, you're gonna have to come near me
This has been Deji, yes MC Deji, What?!