I ate the blender

I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (yuh)

One day, I stare at the blender
Think maybe grinding stuff up into
Juice isn't all this thing is useful for

So I picked it up, yeah
I picked it up, yeah
And once I picked it up, yeah
That blender got bit, OH!

I ate the blender
The blender is now in my stomach
I consumed it
Consumed it whole
That was not good for my digestive system but I didn't care, NO!

I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (heck yeah)
I ate the blender (yuh, yuh bruh)

Oh, and now I gotta pee
It's electricity
You wonder why that is?
It's cuz I ate a blender
It was a poor decision
That I really shouldn't have done
But I did it anyway cuz I didn't care
And now it's not very fun

Oh, I would not recommend eating a blender
It may cause your organs to get in a bit of a fender-bender
Oh, it was an admittedly poor choice that I shouldn't have done
And now it's not very fun, cuz-

I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (yuh)
I ate the blender (yuh)

I ate the blender, oh
I ate the blender, oh
I ate the blender, oh
I ate the blender, oh
I ate the blender, oh
I ate the blender, oh