I Am Very Good At Running Cults by Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice (Ft. Kelvin Moon Loh)
I Am Very Good At Running Cults by Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice (Ft. Kelvin Moon Loh)

I Am Very Good At Running Cults

Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice & Kelvin Moon Loh * Track #8 On Beetlejuice Apocrypha

Download "I Am Very Good At Running Cults"

I Am Very Good At Running Cults by Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice (Ft. Kelvin Moon Loh)

Performed by
Original Broadway Cast of BeetlejuiceKelvin Moon Loh
About

(i stole this bio from the version of the song that’s the demo) This song references “The Box (Otho)” which comes before it in the demo album. It shows how Otho was good at running cults, and connects it with The Box as well.

I Am Very Good At Running Cults Lyrics

[OTHO]
My first cult was crazy
Started in the 1980s
Just a bunch of local ladies and moi
We took acid every day
We had, like, sixty-seven babies
Yeah, and all of them conceived in the spa

To start a new religion
It takes a million small decisions

[ACOLYTES]
Who's gonna do the grocery runs?
Who's gonna strip and clean the guns?
Who's gonna purchase all the beds?
Who's gonna look out for the feds?

[OTHO]
I had an ever-growing hunger
(Hunger)
I wanted something bigger than that bunker
(Bunker)

So I gathered all my handmaids
Made 'em drink the kool-aid
Left their bodies rotting in a vault
'Cause I, I can not die
Yes, I survived
You wanna know why?

'Cause I am very good at running cults
I like to prey on vulnerable adults
I am very good at running cults!

[ACOLYTES]
He's got a masterplan
Also a mini-van
Nightly we rock out to Steely Dan

[OTHO]
Watch the films of Eric Stoltz

[ACOLYTES]
He's really good at running cults
He's very good at running cults
Yeah, he's killing it
He's killing it...

[OTHO]
I've had many cults since then
But every one came to an end
Each time I'd kill them, start again, just move on
There were stabbings, executions
Saran gas, electrocutions
Yeah, I did it all wearing a sarong

Now I, I'll never die
I'll live eternal on a server in the sky

'Cause look, I made a box, baby
Copy your consciousness across, baby
And live forever in a box, baby, baby, baby, baby

[ACOLYTES]
We are gonna all live forever
Living in a box
Stack up all the boxes together
Exploring space and time at our leisure
Living in a box
A patent-pending box
For forever

[OTHO]
I am a charismatic man
I've got salvation in my pants
I found a lot of crazy answers
I am good at cults

[ACOLYTES]
He's really good at running cults
He's very good at running cults
Yeah he's killing it
He's killing it

[OTHO]
?
(Oh oh)
?
(Oh oh)
?

[ACOLYTES]
He's really good at running cults
(Box)
He's very good at running cults
(Box!)
Yeah he's killing it
He's killing it

[OTHO]
Box

I Am Very Good At Running Cults Q&A

Who wrote I Am Very Good At Running Cults's ?

I Am Very Good At Running Cults was written by Eddie Perfect.

Your Gateway to High-Quality MP3, FLAC and Lyrics
DownloadMP3FLAC.com