I Am the Walrus

[DR ROBERT]
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob