I Am The Progenitor

[Verse: Duncan Trussel]
I am The Progenitor and these are my rules:
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you stink
If the wobble's gray like steam
You'll revert into a cream
If the wobble's red like rust
You'll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored tan
Then your eyes will melt
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
Cuz your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die
When the wobblе's neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happеn

This concludes my list of rules
I am The Progenitor