I Am the Pirate King

PIRATE KING
I am the pirate king!

PIRATES
He is the last living pirate king!

PIRATE KING
From air, Aruba, heading for Cuba, all see my flag and sing!

PIRATES
Aw, damn the pirate king!

PIRATE KING
They shrink to think of the pirate king!
Their hearts will fail, they quake and they quail

PIRATES
They all hail the pirate king

PIRATE KING
Oh, better far to live and die
Under the pirate flag I fly
My crew are true and loyal to me
And I'm piratical royalty!
When I raise anchor to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way
The navy hunts me
But I guffaw!
Hahahahaha!
Possession is tendence of pirate law
And that's what's keeping me king!

PIRATES
He is, we're loving the pirate king!

PIRATE KING
All ships are fleeing the Caribbean each time they hear me sing
I am the pirate king!

PIRATES
He is, It's good when you are the king!

PIRATE KING
Though the throne is lonely, I own it only, it's mine cause I'm the king!
My father was a pirate like me
Plundering runs in the family
And I'm a king-sized headache for some
Raiding galliance and running rum!
To meet my sailor, I'll duck in fear
Come greet your neighborhood buccaneer
What name in this great democracy
Can lay claim to be aristocracy?
Who else but I the king?

PIRATES
Too true, It's you who is pirate king!

PIRATE KING
With grand panache, I buckle and swash

PIRATES
Oh my gosh!

PIRATE KING
I'm pirate king!
I'll have my final fling!

PIRATES
While we are tied to your apron string!

PIRATE KING
My reputation needs a vacation
But I'm the pirate king!
A spanish galliant's calling to me
Across the Caribbean sea
While shipped, she signs a treasure of gold [?]
Await your pleasure within my hold
I love the base of New Orleans
But sadly, lack the ways and means
A man of leisure, I'd love to be
But I hear my shipmates are calling me
So I'm still the pirate king!

PIRATES
He is, as mentioned, the pirate king!

PIRATE KING
The anachronistic and narcissistic but not sadistic king!
I'll live and die as a king!

PIRATES
Shall live and die as a pirate king!

PIRATE KING
The swank, top-ranking, walking the planking, the once and final king!

PIRATES
He's brave, and god save the king!

PIRATE KING
I'm king!

PIRATES
He's brave, and god save the king!

PIRATE KING
The king!

PIRATES
He's brave, and god save the king!

PIRATE KING
I'm the pirate king!