I Am No Hercules

[Intro: Xmas Emo, Will Lanham, Molly Hepler, Annie Clarke, LIAM FARRELL, THADDEUS FINE ]
This what you wanted, right?
I expect a good ass moment when you come over next time
This is Keyboard Power. This is...
(Only got like four hooks on this thing! Four hooks)
This album is called Keyboard Power
Thank you for this opportunity, by the way
And if I don't get one, I'm fucking suing you, Henry
Oh shit, is this the whole album?
Oh shit, is this the whole album?
Oh goodie, the whole album
Keyboard Power
Alright
I just made a good Spotify playlist
And it's kinda depressing but it's... um, good
Hahahaha, vro chill, goddamn it
If Teddy could have a stand it would be called
I AM NO HERCULES
THEY TELL YOU TO TAKE A LEFT
WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A RIGHT
FUCK ME, WHAT IS THAT ALPHYS BULLSHIT?
I'M SORRY, THAT WAS SOME BAD LIKE UNDERTALE
VOICE ACTING SHIT
Ay

[Hook: Xmas Emo]
Ayy, too many songs got scrapped, cause the words aren't true anymore, no (true anymorе, true anymore)
If I don't feel how I felt whеn you left right now, what the hell am I singing for? (what am I singing for)
Smile go up like a dolly when I see you
Ask my heart, cause my body always see-through
Whoa, and I should go, and I should quit you
Mood shoot up like a rocket when I hear you
Wear my dunce, I should drop you in the rear-vew
I know, it would be better
To never ever ever have met you

[Verse: Xmas Emo]
Work with me, (damn!)
I want you gone, out of my mind, farther than Mercury, (farther than Mercury)
I wish that I had the strength to move on, but I am no Hercules, (I'm way too emotional)
Talking with too many girls
Even a flirt when you weren't with me, (and you fucking broke me)
Well now you are not, I shouldn't be jealous

[Bridge: Xmas Emo]
You made me sin, (hey, Zivi, what do you think of this?)
The butterflies that inhabit my stomach (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Know your beauty oh far too well, (oh, oh, oh, oh)
And I got to know you far too well (yo, yo, you gotta clap)

[Hook: Xmas Emo]
Too many songs got scrapped, cause the words aren't true anymore, no (true anymore, true anymore)
If I don't feel how I felt when you left right now, what the hell am I singing for? (what am I singing for)
Smile go up like a dolly when I see you, (when I see you)
Ask my heart, cause my body always see-through (when I see you)
Whoa, and I should go, and I should quit you (and I should never see you again)
Mood shoot up like a rocket when I hear you
Wear my dunce, I should drop you in the rear-view (and I should never see you again)
I know, it would be better
To never ever ever have met you