I am happy because everyone loves me

(He's there all the time)
(All the time)
(He's there all the time)
(All the time)

I am happy
I-
I am ha- happy
Uh- I-
Am happy
I-
Am
Ha- ha-

I am happy because everybody loves me

(He's there-)
Welcome to the vocal reconstruction portal of the Martyrdom Company
In order to construct a voice model
We have to sample a few recordings of you speaking
Please repeat the following:
"I am happy because everyone loves me"
(I am happy because everyone loves me)
Again
(I am happy because everyone loves me)
Again
(I am happy because everyone loves me)
I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble hearing you
Speak louder
(I am happy because everyone loves me)
Thank you for your patience
Step one of identity reconstruction is complete
You will be guided back to your assigned home
By Martyrdom personnel
(Wait- no-)
(Where are you fucking taking me?)