I Am Going To Be Your Stepmum

[Intro]
The following public service announcement is for Moose's step-child only
This content is not appropriate and should not be enjoyed by anybody of sound mind

Hey, remember me?
I fucked your dad
And guess what?

[Chorus]
I’m going to be your stepmum
Eat shit, bitch
I spent your dad's money
While I beat his dick

You cannot prevent this
Try all you like
Big daddys bowlin' with my holes
And he always gets a strike

[Verse 1]
Your father proposed last night
And I said ‘yes’
He gave me a ring
And he's payin' for a fuck-off dress

You're not invited to thе wedding
No bitches, get bеnt
By the way, he said not to tell you
But you were an accident

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm getting married to your dad, bitch
Too bad
I'm going to be your stepmum
So sad

I'll fuck your dad at the church
On the lawn, on the fence
I'll drain his dick and then drain
All of your inheritance

[Chorus]
I’m going to be your stepmum
Eat shit, bitch
I spent your dad’s money
While I beat his dick

You cannot prevent this
Try all you like
Big daddys bowlin' with my holes
And he always gets a strike

[Verse]
I’m normally so kind
And its such a shame
That your behaviour
Has forced me to be this way

Your dad and I are adults
And you need to grow up
He said you can leave
(Seriously)
So go get your fuckin' stuff

I don't want any children
(Nope)
And we don't want you
If it were legal and they would take you
I woulda put you in the zoo
(I called Bindi)

Why don’t you go stay with your mum?
I didn't ask for your life story
I don't care that she's dead

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm getting married to your dad, bitch
Too bad
I'm going to be your stepmum
So sad

I'll fuck your dad at the church
On the lawn, on the fence
I'll drain his dick and then drain
All of your inheritance

[Chorus]
I'm going to be your stepmum
Eat shit, bitch
I spent your dad's money
While I beat his dick

You cannot prevent this
Try all you like
Big daddys bowlin with my holes
And he always gets a strike

[Verse]
Look you're being really being immature
About this whole situation
You'll be fine, I don't know
Go sleep at the train station

Don't bother talking to your dad
If it was up to him you'd already be sold
I told you I don't care
That you're only six years old

[Outro]
Fuck
Cut the umbilical cord already
And get out of our house, you cunt