I Ain’t Lyin’

I Ain't Lyin' Track#5
Little Charlie & The Nightcats
Album: Distrubing The Peace

Two cool cats just sittin' at the bar
Tellin' each other how hip they are
Talkin' 'bout millions an' spendin' them dimes
Jackin' their jaws an' just wastin' their time

I ain' t lyin'
I ain't lyin', no
I ain't lyin'
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times

In walks a shapely, young, dark-haired, beauty
Two heads come spin around just like "Howdy Doody"
Each one is thinkin' that he wants what she's got
But she's gettin' better lookin' with-a ev'ry shot

I ain't lyin'
I ain't lyin'
I ain't lyin', no
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times

(Instrumental & guitar solo)

Watched one sucker start to make his play
I hear him mumblin' as he's walkin' away
Tried to tell his-self, she wasn't really that fine
But that he still could-a caught the really been tryin'

I ain't lyin'
Oh, I ain't lyin'
I ain't lyin', no
I ain't lyin'
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times

Now, look here
You think I'm lyin' but guess what?
I don't care
'Cause I'm a witness, an' I swear I was there
I seen that next fool, sit up an' beg
Sometime a man ain't nothin' but a dog on two legs

I ain't lyin', ooh no
I ain't lyin'
I ain't lyin'
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times

(Instrumental fades to end)