Hysterical Women

[VERSE 1]
There's this guy I know, he's nothin' special he's just
Your average joe that walks around like Jesus
Self-proclaimed Casanova, thinks he's such a genius
He's from Mars, but he's always trying to visit Venus

[VERSE 1]
Trails of broken hearts are all that's left behind him
Girls will fall apart tryna romanticise him
They'll go crazy, he'll say 'there's nothing more between us'
And their tears are just such a massive inconvenience

[PREChorus]
And you might think that as the string of crazy women behind him increases
He might start to question something else, maybe even himself?
But he says

[Chorus]
'It's not my fault
I'm always honest with them'
'These girls can't take
A bit of criticism.'
'Screamin' and shoutin' and asking me to listen but it's
Not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women
Hysterical women

[VERSE 2]
These women don't need his critique
He needs to get his head on straight 'cause they're out of his league;
He's punchin' way above his weight
He don't care when he leaves them in pieces
It ain't fair he clears his conscience every time he says

[Chorus]
'It's not my fault
I'm always honest with them'
'These girls can't take
A bit of criticism.'
'Screamin' and shoutin' and asking me to listen but it's
Not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women
Hysterical women
(Woohoo)
(Hysterical)
(Hey heyyeah)
(Hysterical)
(Oh whoah yeah)

[BRIDGE]
It's funny how ya
Think I'd be sympathetic
Or sorry for yourself but you'll just
Have to let it go

Your dream girl seems to be
Hypothetical
And honey, that's why I find it hysterical
(Hahaha)

[Chorus]
(Heyyeaahh)
It's not their fault
That you've been messin' with them
Those girls don't need
Your little criticisms
Next time they're shoutin'
Shut up and try to listen
'Cause it's not their fault that you made them
Hysterical women
(that you made them)
Hysterical women
(Hysterical)
Hysterical women
(Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
It's not their fault that you made them)
Hysterical women