Hypocrite

[Verse 1]
I'm an armchair therapist, self help evangelist
Tell you how to live your life
How you don't need to drop a size
You just need to drop the guy
'Cause he ain't ever gonna be right
He ain't ever gonna treat you right
Everything I post is an inspirational quote
'Cause I just wanna help you love, love yourself

[Chorus]
But I don't practice what I preach
Count every calorie
And every flaw I see in my mirror
I know that my best disguise is handing out advice
Like I'm everybody's cheerleader
So I can make you think I got my ish together
Even though I'm barely keeping it together
I'm a hypocrite
I'm not living it

[Verse 2]
Want a tattoo of a bible verse
Hardly ever get to church
But I'm hashtag blessed
Tell you quit caring what people say
Who really cares anyway?
While I'm hoping you're impressed
You impressed yet?

[Chorus]
I don't practice what I preach
Count every calorie
And every flaw I see in my mirror
I know that my best disguise is handing out advice
Like I'm everybody's cheerleader
So I can make you think I got my ish together
Even though I'm barely keeping it together
I'm a hypocrite
I'm not living it

[Bridge]
We all wish we weren't so human sometimes
But we're trying, yeah, we're trying
We all wish we weren't so human sometimes
But I'm trying, dammit I'm trying

[Chorus]
But I don't practice what I preach
Count every calorie
And every flaw I see in my mirror
I know that my best disguise is handing out advice
Like I'm everybody's cheerleader
So I can make you think I got my ish together
Even though I'm barely keeping it together
I'm a hypocrite
I'm not living it

[Outro]
I'm a hypocrite
'Cause I'm not living it
I'm not