HUMBLE. parody - atomic theory

Nobody cheat off me
Or you’ll get a C off me
Way
Yeah yeah
I remember syrup sandwiches and no filled nucleus
Rutherford and his gold foil now he be countin this
Protons where the nucleus is
In fact it’s positive
Note on protons that they can’t be everything that there is
Yo, he could tell that there was a strange particle
That accounted for the remaining mass and was also neutral
He did not know so Chadwick had to do the extras
Pulled up all the way from England and said they were neutrons
Protons to the neutrons neutrons to the protons funk
You may not have known them but now you know them funk
Chadwick retire he’ll still ride Mercedes funk
If he quit this season he’ll still be the greatest funk
His discovery just went viral
Set 1932 in a spiral
Nobel prize he like to keep it on a high note
To the scientists you and I know please be humble

(x7)
Holla up
Sit down
Be humble

Ooh that Niels Bohr thinks he’s onto somethin
Little does he know his theory is nothing
It only works for hydrogen, yeah that’s right
We stayed up laughing about it all last night
I’m so very sick and tired of this simple stuff
Show me something accurate like this quantum does
Show me something cool like random electrons
Max Planck took down Niels Bohr with his theory, ay
Electrons do not orbit, ay
They are in fact orbitals, ay
Regions where they can be found ay
Similar sizes make energy shells ay
They are some whole numbers ay
1 2 3 4 ay
Another thing to know is shape
I’ll elaborate it ay
There are four main types of shapes
S p d f, listen up now ay
Spheres, dumbbells, and some other shapes
I’m the realest student after all, please be humble

(x7)
Holla up
Sit down
Be humble