Hula Hey

[Chorus]
Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life

Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?
Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?

[Verse 1]
Feeling happy like a pony
Make myself a gin and tonic
Even though it's sunny weather
All I wanna do is wear fur and leather, always
I'm drunk already but my hand is almost steady
As I call my boyfriend, Freddy
(Grease me up with gravy, baby)
Petting heavy is my favourite thing to do
When I'm with you
And the music in the radio is hot, too

[Chorus]
Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life

Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?
Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?

[Verse 2]
I don't know so I call my ladies
You wanna chill? 'Yeah, of course we wanna chill'
They just stopped using pills so they're ready to chat
Ready to get the fat
Hula Hey so we get together
Sitting in a circle in our fur and leather
Talking about men and how much we hate them
Holding each other's hands being friends
Yeah we know how to have a really good time
We're so drunk that it's almost a crime
And my favourite record is on
I don't hear them girls
It's just yawn-yawn-yawn

[Outro]
Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?
Hula hey, hula hey
What are we going to do today?

I guess nothing

Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life
Diamonds are the best friend I ever had in my life