How to Surf

[Intro]
These two brothers...
But let's get back to the brothers because...
You don't wanna know about it here
But I'll tell you one thing, the moon comes crashing into Earth...

[Verse 1: The Alchemist]
Came down from the Heavens and raised a lotta hell
Ask about me, my name rings a lotta bells
I spark, fumigate the room and made a lotta smell
I'm not a talker, I could show better than I could tell
(I'll show you better than I could tell you, boy)
Might blow an acapell'
Without a price tag 'cause anything that I show is not for sale
Get in a beat like I'm diggin' mеat from a lobster tail
Silly pockets, money fold likе a taco shell
Get busy with the Mobb as well
I'm awkward — when I play the piano it's not at proper scales
Listen to Marvin, logo stitched in the carpets
I'm slippin' into darkness, bullets whistle and hit the targets
I'm a specialist in this department (Specialist)
Leave your block and the fam is starvin', take a slab of granite and carve it
I'm heartless, pitchfork stabbin' a carcass

[Verse 2: Evidence]
I don't want your help, I don't want your wealth
If I fall short, I do it by myself, self-made
I wasn't timid — fake moves, I wasn't in it
In my groove then I spin it, own the crib, the car rented
It's authentic (Yeah), plain Jane flow like a timeless Rollie
I'm over there, but where are my friends? They know me
A lot of homies, they don't have to pretend
They ain't have to write me shit and they ain't have to hit send
I make any beat mine, that's word to everything I love
Eyes flaming red like crying from doves
Played the humble but I am vicious
My dirty dishes ain't gon' wash themselves with thirty wishes
What the fuck? I'm a kingpin, you can't win
Soundtrack like '92 Interludes
Hate clickbait, don't do interviews
Third passport, man, it's been a few
Snowfall in winter views
I'm following the clues where they take me
Outside the city lines of safety
And I don't like 'em much, and they don't rate me
So we even — fuckin' glad to be here this evening
Don't play, you don't lose, that's a bad reason

[Outro]
It's two brothers and...