How to Successfully Land a Toad on Jupiter

Social issues
A pitch black hole
You're fucking wrong
And I am too
The politics of gender
Let's talk about gender-benders
Let's talk about people who don't give a fuck about their genders

Well she's a San Diego girl
The kind that really rocks my world
The kind that takes off her clothes
The kind that nobody knows

And all the tough-ass muthafuckas gonna make her all theirs
It's just as puny as the white strip in her hair
And she's somethin' that a knight can come and rescue from a dragon
And we will always defend her and defend all of her actions

If you took one look at me, I act like none, I'm just the same
One of you is fuckin' playin' up your actions just for fame
You're the master of the universe, sex symbol in a game
Just for daring to be me I have to work to clear my name

Well, why do you never answer when I call you on the phone?
Why did you have to go and leave me all alone?
Fuckin' Jerry isn't masculine, he got nothin' on me
I could do a hundred sit-ups in a minute of P.E

Can't you see that everybody wants to be you but nobody wants to see you 'round?
When you're blocking out the fuckin' sun with your guns of 60 fuckin' pounds
And it may be real impressive, but nobody looks impressed
In a city full of boulders, the rock stands out the best
Now I'm not sayin' that I'm any better, or that I deserve any more than you
But if you never sought the competition, then I wouldn't even fuckin' argue
You fit the part real well, and I have to give you that
But all these girls and boys don't give a shit, and this ain't no fuckin' act

Now that I'm livin' it up
Now that I finally grew up
I have to pay the price
You and I look around town
See that there's nothin' around
Nothin' but basic shit
Expressin' however you want
Dresses are fine if you flaunt
Be what you wanna be
But you step over the line
Cross over into their side
You are not feminine
I did not make up the rules
Culture is the one to choose
God, this shit's petty, and
We are the ones who will lose
No matter progress is made
Progress don't give a fuck

Well, he's a Pennsylvania guy
The kind of guy who never cries
The kind of guy to treat a girl
The kind that nobody heard

And I'm expected to accept the kind of shit I do not care
What fuckin' hairstyle or fuckin' clothes you wear
If you adhere to activists who claim to know it's your intent
We got people just tryin' to pay their fuckin' rent

Macho macho macho macho
Macho macho macho macho
Ladylike and ladylike
And ladylike and ladylike and

I just wanna live
See what will happen
All you activists
Aren't helpin' shit
Chromosomes are all
Expression comes from law
All you ma's and pa's
Children are all pawns

Gender is a talking point, who fuckin' cares who plays with toys?
Who fuckin' cares about the girls? Who fuckin' cares about the boys?
Who fuckin' cares about tradition? Who fuckin' cares 'bout your religion?
Who fuckin' cares 'bout feminism? Who fuckin' cares but grown-up children?