How To Skin A Cat by Hüsker Dü
How To Skin A Cat by Hüsker Dü

How To Skin A Cat

Hüsker Dü * Track #13 On New Day Rising

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How To Skin A Cat by Hüsker Dü

Release Date
Thu Jan 31 1985
Performed by
Hüsker Dü
Produced by
Hüsker Dü & Spot
Writed by
Bob Mould & Hüsker Dü
About

“How to Skin a Cat” is based off a 100+ year urban legend. The legend’s roots are unknown, but it first gained fame in a prank by the Lacon, Illinois newspaper in 1875. Willis Powell, the newspaper editor, published a classified ad of a cat-and-rat farm looking for investors. The ad gained national...

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How To Skin A Cat Lyrics

Glorious Opportunity to Get Rich!!!

We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 cats
Each cat will average 12 kittens a year
The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each
One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day

We figure a daily net profit of over $10,000. ($10,000?)
Now what shall we feed the cats?
We will start a rat farm next door with 1,000,000 rats
The rats breed 12 times faster than the cats
So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat

Now what shall we feed the rats?
We will feed the rats
The carcasses of the cats
After they have been skinned

Now Get This!
We feed the rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing
We feed the rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing!
We feed the rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing!

We will feed the rats
The carcasses of the cats
After they have been skinned

Now Get This!
We feed the rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing
The rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing

How To Skin A Cat Q&A

Who wrote How To Skin A Cat's ?

How To Skin A Cat was written by Bob Mould & Hüsker Dü.

Who produced How To Skin A Cat's ?

How To Skin A Cat was produced by Hüsker Dü & Spot.

When did Hüsker Dü release How To Skin A Cat?

Hüsker Dü released How To Skin A Cat on Thu Jan 31 1985.

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