How to Sell Crack

[Intro: Wendigo]
Yo, we here at Spider Gang appreciate all the feedback on the last video, How to No Melody
Figured since now y'all know how to no melody, we're gonna teach y'all how to sell crack
Cause, like, I do realize that some of y'all don't really got OG's like that, so I'm-
I'm just here to show you, the internet's mad useful
Anyways, you gotta come in real quick, just, like, with a- with a piano line like this
It's just like some shit that kinda just, like, smells like crack
If you don't know what crack smells like, just go to Utica Avenue, you'll figure it out
So then you just gotta add in that
Here's, like, some drums I added in, you guys could, like-
This is the classic, like, crack snare and hi-hat pattern
These just together make it, like, mad crack-like
Very, like, I don't know, Pyrex-y and shit
So then you just gotta keep adding in the drums 'til the 808 comes in
And so the 808, like
You could put that 808 in there, like, just how I'm doing it right now
And you start playing it, like, at a club
And rappers gonna approach you and talk about how they sell crack

[Verse: Christ Dillinger]
I'mma sell crack nigga
Out in the open
Rob the traphouse
I got Mollys, I got Perkys (I got Percs)
I'mma sell crack down
I sell that crack to the crackheads (Crackheads)
If you a dopehead, then I sell that dope then
I got a scale we can dividends
You don't fuck with nerds?
I'm a thug then
Just hit the jeweler, I'm gettin' my chain fixed (Chain)
I'm in the strip club gettin' my thang licked (Lick that)
I got that crack like a plumber
You smokin' crack what a bummer (Sucks)
Callin' your momma I'm movin' them drugs
Bad bitches givin' hugs
I'm sellin' crack like I'm 83HADES
Your bitch wild, mmm, rabies
This crack ain't free, you need to pay me (Yeah)
Fuck the police 'cause we sellin' that crack out (Fuck the police)
Hop out behind me like I'm finna back out
This Perc hit a nigga like child support
You don't rob bitches then what is you robbin' for (Gimmie money bitch)
You tryna study bitch, I got some Adderall
Crack rocks so big, they callin' me cannonball
You sippin' K roll, that's not even Tylenol (Let's get it, bitch)
I was just sellin' Xans 'round the bathroom stall (Let's go)
I'm on the Xan, I'm in the shopping mall
I'm on the Perc, cause I got Xan withdrawls
Don't even ask cause I won't do a front
I work for the streets, employee of the month (Ooh)
Bitch, I was just sellin' that Percocet
All of my friends, they be filled up with opiates (Mmm)
Even my mom be takin' them Percocets
Got that new crack in, this shit ain't out yet, yeah
He wanna cop weed, but I ain't got it yet
I be on beans, I be on Percocet (I'm on the bean)
I'mma sell crack right out this traphouse
I'mma sell crack, I'mma beat it out (Mmm)