How To Roll A Joint (1 Take Bonus)

[Intro]
Yo, shoutout Mune, shoutout shoutout C
Shoutout red man, you’re an inspiration nigga
Shoutout NCR, you know what it is
One take one song, Cali style rollin'
Let’s get it

[Hook]
It’s how you roll a joint (x6)
Let’s all roll a joint, and twist the point

[Verse]
This is how you roll a joint, for the kids back home
Crack a brew, and mix some sprite and syrup inside styrofoam
To listen to this shit I’m spittin', I'mma get you rollin'
Strollin' down your local street, you see a shop then you go in
Look around the smoke shop for supplies to get you started
Gonna need a grinder, so the herb don’t burn retarded
Cop some king papers, preferably raw
Cop a dub from the weed man, with crystals and all
Get a flat clean surface like a [?] or tray
Put the herb in the grindеr, get to spinnin' both ways
Then you lay the izzum out, likе Reggie would say
Should be fluffy as a cloud, not chunky okay
Want it lumpy for a blunt, not a J alright
Grab a small movie ticket from a show last night
Or a piece of thicker paper, about an inch on either side
And you fold the bitch twice, roll the rest around and slide

[Chorus]
It’s how you roll a joint (x6)
Let’s all roll a joint, and twist the point

[Intermission]
Yeah, Brahman reppin' NCR
Sympathetic to your problems and all
But if you do ‘yo shit, and do it well
Then roll a joint, what the hell

[Verse 2]
The thing you just made was the crutch
Put it on the side of the paper, and clutch
With the fingers on your hand, point to middle and thumb
Make sure the blues on the far side, for one
For two, spread the izm out pretty evenly
Usin' both hands, roll the herb repeatedly
Apply just enough pressure that the herb starts to stick
But not so much that it won’t even hit
Push the right side with your thumb, where the crutch is
Work your way down the whole joint, with the tuck in
Lick the glue strip, then lay it down firmly
If the shit rips, double wrap and make it sturdy
Pack in the rest of your herb with a tool
Use a pen, stick, or your finger if it’s cool
Then twist up the end, take the bitch outside
And take a walk or a stroll and enjoy the ride

[Chorus]
It’s how you roll a joint, it’s how you roll a joint (It’s how you roll a joint) (x3)
Let’s all roll a joint, and twist the point (And twist the point)

[Outro]
Yeah, Brahman reppin' NCR
And yes, I know that life can be hard
And if you goin' to class and gettin' A’s
I say rollin' up is okay, hey
Oh okay, that’s fuckin' easy