HOW TO NO MELODY

[Intro: Wendigo & Christ Dillinger]
Mic check, one, two, mic check, one, two (What's up, nigga?)
Hello, welcome to my channel, I'm Wendigo
I'm gonna be making a no-melody beat with you guys today (Alright nigga)
So step one: You gotta take a hi-hat, and put it very minimally in your program (Like this?)
You can't make it complicated, 'cause people are too- they can't handle it
Then you take the snare drum that everyone else has
This is the snare drum you need (What about the kicks, nigga?)
The one that everyone got, you put it on the 3
And then you have the kick drum, oh I gotta hit this spliff (Hurry up, nigga)
You have the kick drum hit with the 808 on the 1 and the 4
And then really, besides that, all you gotta do is find a rapper with a face tat (Hey, how you doin'?)
Maybe some street cred, um, you know, just your nice friendly guy
I got one right here actually, here
Come on over here, buddy, come on over here, buddy

[Verse 1: Christ Dillinger]
Pull up with a stick and I let that shit hit
And I'm fucking yo' bitch, she be gripping my dick
And she rubbin' the clit, yeah, she wet as a bitch
And the diamonds, they dance on my neck and my wrist
Did that-did that record?
Wait, hold on, can I do a different flow?
I got-I got a different one, is that alright?
Bad bitch, all in a mansion
Pull up, ass fat, the diamonds they dancin'
Run from the cops, I ain't catching no case
Smoking big blunts right to the face
Diamonds on me and they pull like a Pick-Me-Up
Bitch from some foreign country and she gonna, suck me up

[Bridge: Christ Dillinger & Lil Darkie]
Damn, hold on, I think I'm missin' one
Hey, hey Darkie, can you help me out with this?
Yuh, I'm just gonna punch in over and over, uh

[Verse 2: Lil Darkie]
I rap like this 'cause I lack creativity
I have a weapon, that's relatability
When I be shooting, I have great ability
I put them opiates right where my liver be
Got so much ice that I got yo' bitch shivering
Switch up the flow before you getting bored now
Listen to NLE Choppa and Zotiyac
Now I can rap, Wendigo, hit record now
Yo' bitch is flat like a plate or a board now
I purchase items you cannot afford, wow
I got a face tat, I am on tour now
I'm underground, nigga, how you be more down?

[Outro: Lil Darkie]
Yeah
Don't forget children, please do not do anything creative or unique with your art
Spider Gang!