How To Lose A Good Woman

[Verse 1]
Forget about her birthday
And then think it's okay
Don't bother to apologize
Don't even buy her flowers
Or talk to her for hours
Or notice those tears in her eyes

[Chorus]
That's how to lose a good woman, my friend
That's how to lose a good woman
I've seen this plan work time and again
That's how to lose a good woman

[Verse 2]
Go where your mind leads you
Be gone when she needs you
Show her you're a freeborn man
Go find you some bright lights
And leave her alone nights
And if you'll just follow this plan

[Chorus]
That's how to lose a good woman, my friend
That's how to lose a good woman
I've seen this plan work time and again
That's how to lose a good woman

[Outro]
That's how to losе a good woman