How To Handle a Woman

[ARTHUR]
Wasn't there a night on a summer long gone by?
We passed a couple wrangling away
And did I not say, Merlin
What if that chap were I?
And did you not give counsel and say...
What was it now?
My mind's a wall
Oh yes, oh yes
Now I recall

How to handle a woman
There's a way, said the wise old man
A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigmarole began
Do I flatter her? I begged him answer
Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?
Said he smiling, "No indeed"
How to handle a woman
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her
Simply love her
Merely love her
Love her, love her