How to cook pelmeni

Food too cheap to meter
For the budget minded slavic eater
Your wallet's walls are crumbling
How about this very tasty
Russian dumplings

Ха (Ha)

Bank account lower than
Temperature Siberia
Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?)
Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya)
End of month condition has come
Arrived to test me
Thank God for slav food
By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)

Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)

Take a pot and put in water
Somewhere over liter
Toss bayleaf and pinch of salt
Than place it onto heater
Boullion cube is good addition
But some think it's overkill
Even though it's end of month
Why not try be gourmet still?
When water bubbles start to jump and
Move to dance of pumping
It is time to dump in those
Nice and frozen dumplings
Take a spoon stir the pot
Use it as a brushee
Don't let dumplings stick to pot
Unless you like them mushy

Wait for boil
Wait for boil
Wait for boil
Wait for boil

ХаХаХа (HaHaHa)

Bank account lower than
Temperature Siberia
Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?)
Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya)
End of month condition has come
Arrived to test me
Thank God for slav food
By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)

Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)
Пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)

Some minutes into boiling and
You see the dumplings floating
Wait for like three minutes more
And then we start unloading
Use whatever tool you have
Perform the act of dishing
I like use the same spoon
Because it feels like fishing

Cut the onions
Dice the dill
Big spoon sourcream
Seal the deal

All this food for just 1 Euro?

Bank account lower than
Temperature Siberia
Что мы блять будем есть? (Shto my blyat' budyem yes't'?)
Это нах мистерия (Eta nah mistyeriya)
End of month condition has come
Arrived to test me
Thank God for slav food
By the name of пельмешки (pyelmyeshki)

I'm not a chef, dat boi just tourist
If you want to make yourself
Go watch Life of Boris
ХаХа (HaHa)