How tf my Apple Watch?

Hoes think a lot I guess that's why we call them thots (They stanky)
Fruits can't even see so how the fuck my apple watch (Watch)
He said that he gone wipe my nose I told him no he's snot (He not gonna do it)
If humans don't see air then fish don't see the water huh (They don't)
Free my brother dawg I guess they caught him stealing crocs (He caught)
They said he shoplifting how the fuck he lift the shop (That strong)
My girl keep getting pregnant she just did something mad psycho
She rides bikes on her period so it a permanent bi-cycle (Bye bye)
My closet in the toilet (Why)
It bit my fly swatter (Okay)
My phone about to die so I'm using my dodge charger (Lemme hold it)
The music way too loud so I'm not hearing what I think (Tune it down)
I call him "bag of chips" because I pull up where he lays (Yum)
She said I'm hella fine but my parking ticket paid (It paid)
I put a lamp in my juice I'm trynna have a light drink (Its a diet)
He not in the ocean imma make him seashell (Splash)
My dick don't got a store so how the fuck my sperm cell (Oh)
You drinking cough syrup but your waffles never sneeze (They sick)
You not even working out so you keep on getting lean (Okay)
I'm confident with this fire I just bought myself a steam (A steam)
How you like me Hi-Key but my key don't smoke weed