How Much Can’t

[Intro]
How much can't could a white girl can't?
How much can't could a white girl can't?
How much can't could a white girl can't?
How much can't could a white girl can't?

[Verse 1]
I know something but I won't tell
Three little bitches got somethin' to sell
One can't read and one can't dance
And one's got a hole in the seat of her pants
She goes down by the river for the hanky panky
And her face lookin' like its been painted by Banksy
It's the 5th of the month and the rent's past due
But she ain't going home till the night is through!

[Pre-Chorus]
She bounce that ass to the left
(Bounce that ass to the left)
She titter-tot to the right
(Titter-tot to the right)
She throw that leg out front
(Throw that leg out front)
Then slide it down real nice
(Only got one thing on her mind)

[Chorus]
How much can't could a white girl can't
If a white girl couldn't can't even?
Can I get a "What's good?" from a little Miss Hood
Rollin' Ks cause she don't even see them
Now lemme get a tongue pop for the girls on block
Shakin' ass tax free for the pleasings
And you put it all together and then what do you got?
Oh, kurrrrr!
*Tongue Pop*
Can't even!

[Refrain]
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
Oh, kurrrrr!
Can't even!

[Verse 2]
I know something and I will tell
Three fine men wanna ring my bell
One has the money and one's on parole
And one has the product for packin' a bowl
He go down by the river for the hanky panky
And his kicks lookin' like they been painted by Banksy
It's the 5th of the month and the rent's past due
But he ain't going home till the night is through!

[Pre-Chorus]
He bounce that ass to the left
(Bounce that ass to the left)
He titter-tot to the right
(Titter-tot to the right)
He throw that leg out front
(Throw that leg out front)
Then slide it down real nice
(Only got one thing on his mind)

[Chorus]
How much can't could a white girl can't
If a white girl couldn't can't even?
Can I get a "What's good?" from a little Miss Hood
Rollin' Ks cause she don't even see them
Now lemme get a tongue pop for the girls on block
Shakin' ass tax free for the pleasings
And you put it all together and then what do you got?
Oh, kurrrrr!
*Tongue Pop*
Can't even!

[Refrain]
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
Oh, kurrrrr!
Can't even!

[Bridge]
All my boys and all your girls standing on the corner
Out pop your momma, hand from her stoop
And says "Boy, I thought I warned ya!"
Talking 'bout "Heyy now
(Oh, you're standing on my hair!)
We have different [?] by the pole"
Talking 'bout "Heyy now
(That's my ponytail piece)
We gotta go when the streetlights on..."

[Pre-Chorus]
She bounce that ass to the left
(Bounce that ass to the left)
She titter-tot to the right
(Titter-tot to the right)
She throw that leg out front
(Throw that leg out front)
Then slide it down real nice
(Only got one thing on her mind)

[Chorus]
How much can't could a white girl can't
If a white girl couldn't can't even?
Can I get a "What's good?" from a little Miss Hood
Rollin' Ks cause she don't even see them
Now lemme get a tongue pop for the girls on block
Shakin' ass tax free for the pleasings
And you put it all together and then what do you got?
Oh, kurrrrr!
Can't even!

[Outro] (x2)
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
(How much could you?)
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
(How much could you?)
How much can't could a white girl can't if a...
Oh, kurrrrr!
Can't even!