How Many Times Can A Fridge Break Down

She said if you want to go fooling around
Sowing your oats all over town
You might find another mule kicking in your stall
She said don't give me shit about boys being boys
A little bit of fun and playing with toys
You can squeeze your lemons till the juice runs out
It works the other way round

I looked surprised all over the place
I had an innocent look all over my face
I shed one tear and she wasn't moved
I protested that my heart was pure
She cocked one eyebrow she just said sure
I realised while I was stepping around
She was shooting me down

So if you want to go fooling around
You better be ready to be shot down
You might find another mule kicking in your stall
You wonder why the fridge man's coming around
How many times can a fridge break down
How many times can a fridge break down