How I Met Your Mother

(How I met your mother... now...)
Heard you say
"You're too good for me."
When you got down to call me over
It blew my head away
Never wanted me
Now you left the keys
Through the dark and up the stairs
I can hardly breathe
Waited all my life
For this kiss tonight
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it
How I met your mother, now
Sneakin' out
We're naked now
In the dark, our lips connect
Hush, don't make a sound
Then I knew, too good to be true
Those green eyes had turned to blue
Realized it wasn't you
Waited all my life
Then it crashed tonight
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it
How I met your mother
And when you ran into the room
You screamed it in, now what to do
You can't learn this at school
I never dreamed this how we'd be
One day, I hope you'll forgive me
So tell me
Now, who's laughing?
Heard you say
"You're too good for me."
Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade
Sneakin' out your window now
There is only one way out
The grass is so far down
My pants are fallin' to the ground
Two's company and three's a crowd
Regret it, forget it
How I met your mother
How I met your mother, now