How Do I Love Thee?

[Verse 1]
(One) Beware! If I show interest in your philosophy
(Two) Take care! If I wrinkle my brow in sympathy
(Three) Look out! If I show you due deference
(Four) Watch out! If I talk to you by preference

[Pre-Chorus]
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is burning bright
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is burning bright

[Chorus]
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

[Verse 2]
(Five) Oh, no! I seem to like you
(Six) Oh, woe! I lend a keen ear
(Seven) Great Scott! I seem to like you
(Eight) Guess what? I find you execrable

[Pre-Chorus]
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out

[Chorus]
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

[Bridge]
Tell someone who is interested
Tell someone who'll keep their lunch digested
Tell someone who wants your conversation
Tell someone who doesn't regard you as an argument for compulsory sterilisation

[Pre-Chorus]
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out
Mein Kampf-fire, Mein Kampf-fire
Mein Kampf-fire is going out

[Chorus]
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
How do I love thee? How do I love thee?
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

[Outro]
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
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