How 2 Do It

[Intro]
We have with us today a man who is so much a part of the culture that he scarcely needs an introduction
Pootie Tang, good to have you here with us
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Pootie Tang, you've had incredible success and you've had it in a variety of fields: music, films, martial arts, pottery
How do you do it? What makes you tick?
Well I'm a [?]
I hear that

[Verse 1: Joey Cool]
Okay
Super hella [?] swanky my persona
Catch me on the plaza with a bag when up at Kona
All black er'rythang nigga I done told you
She hooked now look caught a whiff of my aroma
I, I'ma secure me a bag
I'ma just take me a dab
Y'all are like crabs in a barrel
I'ma just sit back and laugh
I do not look to the past
I do not look through the glass
My girl more famous than me
I be like "Look at her ass"
I be like look who I'm with
I don't be takin' no shits
I do not know who's performing
I'm here to take me a pic
I'ma just hop on the stage
Nigga that bitch gon' be lit
My Instagram look like a flick
Homie I'm really legit
Homie I'm really the plug
Somebody show me some love
Just let me know what you need
Music money or drugs
I might just get you a buzz
Nigga pull up to the club
I be in there with the bottle girls
Ask me if I give a fuck

[Hook: Joey Cool]
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)
Hit the ground running keep it moving (keep it moving)
I can teach you 'bout the levels (I can teach you)
Gotta keep it swanky I be grooving ( I be grooving)
I might DIBKIS on a bitch ( I might DIBKIS)
Learn about a nigga that's the movement (that's the movement)
Time to take control and be a boss (be a boss)
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)

[Bridge: JL]
How you got these bitches on your dick (on your dick)
Why you niggas always got it lit (always got it lit)
Why you keep it swanky all the time (all the time)
What the hell be going through your mind (through your mind)

[Verse 2: Joey Cool]
Somebody pour me some champagne
I'm try'na take me a sip
I just [?] campaigns
I'm try'na take me a trip
I'm gonna listen to 2 Chainz
Doors open in the whip
See pretty girls like trap music
And I keep a pretty bitch
I ain't never did it y'all way
I was posted in the hallway
Started out in the Wal-Marts
Upgraded to the [?]
Upgraded now it's all day
Upgraded fuck what y'all say
Try'na play me like we fallen out
Nigga it's gon' be a long day
I got bars for the rap heads
I got bars for the trap heads
Rock star got a high life
Nigga I go raw for them crackheads
I can show you how to do shit
I can show you how to move shit
I can show you how to smarten up
Dumb niggas actin' clueless

[Hook: Joey Cool]
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)
Hit the ground running keep it moving (keep it moving)
I can teach you 'bout the levels (I can teach you)
Gotta keep it swanky I be grooving ( I be grooving)
I might DIBKIS on a bitch ( I might DIBKIS)
Learn about a nigga that's the movement (that's the movement)
Time to take control and be a boss (be a boss)
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)

[Bridge: JL]
How you got these bitches on your dick (on your dick)
Why you niggas always got it lit (always got it lit)
Why you keep it swanky all the time (all the time)
What the hell be going through your mind (through your mind)