House Song

I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They're off the fricken hook

I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down
And fight to the end

I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date
With whoever gets the snitch

I'm a Hufflepuff
Just hanging, relaxed
Got our drinks and friends
No feuds, we've got tact

(Slytherin) Ew who brought a Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff) Hey I'm just trying to have a good time over here. Have a good time
(Everyone) A good time

I'm a Ravenclaw
Got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
Like it's caught up in a tether

I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake

I'm a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah, we always win
With our rally cry

I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your muggle ass

Uh Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan) Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
(Everyone) Let's beat him up!
Let's beat him up

I'm a Slytherin
A big fan of Snape
If it's a M.o.M album
We have to say Snape

I'm a Hufflepuff
We're true to the end
United we stand
So I'll stand with my friends

I'm a Gryffindor
As brave as they come
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done

I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Shelden Cooper
But not a total ass

So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyway Aaron?
(Aaron) He's from the show The Big Bang Theory
You're out of the band...
(Aaron) He's so smart
I don't want to go