Hot Rod Skit

Yeah, dear Tom, I’m here with my other brother Tom. And I just wanna send a weird way of shout out to all the lonely ladies out there tonight. If you obey cold comfort with a [?], we can give you some of that Hot Rod (Hot Rod). I ain’t talking ‘bout no [?], know what it says, I’m talkin’ ‘bout some stick all the way up in your chest, want some of that Hot Rod. Tom, what we call it Tom, tell her, tell her what it is, some of that Hot Rod. Yeah, baby we give it to you. I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout cold, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout lukewarm, I’m talkin’ ‘bout some the size of your own. We give ‘em that Hot Rod. And I ain’t talkin’ bout hot, I’m talkin’ ‘bout hut, and not hot, but hut, rod. Call 1-800, beat it up, or 1-8-8, Hot Rod. Fuck with Tom, fuck with me, we’ll make you come, give you some of that Hot. Tom say it with me, the ladies you gon’ get some of that Hot, Hot Rod!