Hot Rod Kids And Women Drivers

A truck driver lives a long, hard life
I can plainly see
The hot rod kids and the women drivers
Are makin' it rough on me

While on a trip around Baltimore
To the state of Tennessee
I had a big load, my rig runnin' good
There was nothin' to bother me
When about that time, a woman passed
Tryin' to drive and straighten her clothes
She held up traffic at every light
While she stopped to powder her nose

A truck driver lives a long, hard life
I can plainly see
Hot rod kids and women drivers
Are makin' it rough on me

I looked in the mirror, and I got a surprise
For, there runnin' right behind me
Were four headlights right side-by-side
And it looked like they might hit me
Just about that time, I heard a horn
And I headed for the field
Then two hot rods went right around me
Like I was a-standin' still

A truck driver lives a long, hard life
I can plainly see
The hot rod kids and the women drivers
Are makin' it rough on me

Well, it seems to me, there oughta be a law
Just to keep 'em off the road
And the radar men should worry about them
And not about my overload
The hot rod kids and women drivers
Should have a road all their own
They'd have to watch out for one another
And leave us truckers alone

A truck driver lives a long, hard life
I can plainly see
The hot rod kids and women drivers
Are makin' it rough on me
Yes, they're makin' it rough on me