Hot Goss

KRIS (spoken):
Gassssp. I can’t believe what I’m reading!! How JUICY

FRESHMAN #1:
Oooh tell me, tell me!

KRIS:
I shouldn’t… but… just between us…

FRESHMAN #1 (sung):
Hot goss! Gimme gimme that goss
Gimme gimme that goss. That’s hot!

FRESHMAN #2 (spoken):
Was Kris talking about me?

FRESHMAN #1:
Well, I promised I wouldn’t say anything… but … just between us…

FRESHMAN #2 (sung):
I want the goss, I need the goss!
Gimme gimme that goss, hot goss!

(spoken) Wait, Cole was fed her lines through her earpiece?

KRIS :
You didn’t hear it from me!

FRESHMAN #1 & 2 (sung):
Ooooh ahhh, that goss is hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

ERIC (spoken):
Woah, Max, this is nuts. But… Just between us…

MAX (sung):
Hot goss! Gimme gimme that goss
Gimme gimme that goss that’s hot!
I want the goss, I need the goss!
Gimmе gimme that goss

ALL:
Hot goss!

MAX (spoken):
Wait, she got stagе fright and almost quit the show?

ERIC:
You didn’t hear it from me!

ERIC/MAX (sung):
Ooooh ahhh, that goss is hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

COLE (spoken):
You wanna hear a spicy story?

FRESHMAN #1/#2 (sung):
Gimme Gimme!! Oink Oink!

THEO:
Hot goss! Gimme gimme that goss
Gimme gimme that goss that’s hot!
I want the goss, I need the goss!
Gimme gimme that goss

ALL:
Hot goss!

JEAN:
Hot goss! Gimme gimme that goss
Gimme gimme--

JEAN (spoken):
Wait, I didn’t break my foot on purpose

ALL (sung):
Ooooh ahhh, that goss is hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

FRESHMAN #2 (spoken):
Tony was drunk on opening night!!

ALL (sung):
Hottttt Gosssssss

FRESHMAN #1 (spoken):
Eric fake cries by staring at lights!

ALL (sung):
Hottttt Gosssssss

COLE (spoken):
Estelle’s only seen Matrix: Reloaded

ALL (sung):
Hottttt Gosssssss

MAX (spoken):
Kris clogged the toilet and it exploded!

KRIS:
Not true!

ALL (sung):
Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme)
Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme)

Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme) / Hot, hot, hot, hot goss
Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme) / Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme) / Hot, hot, hot, hot goss /
Haaawwwwt Goss

Hottttt Gosssssss (Gimme gimme) / Hot, hot, hot, hot goss /
Haaawwwwt Goss

ERIC (spoken):
Alright. You’re up, Alex. And make it juicy

ALEX:
Alright, I’ll spill some tea

ALL (sung):
Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

ALEX:
Wanna know what you can’t see?

ALL:
Hot, hot, hot, hot goss

ALEX:
There costumes were a rental
They said no alterations
So Cole was cast as Neo
‘Cause she fit the spec’fications

ALL:
Hot, hot, hot—

COLE (spoken):
Wait what?