Hot Dog

[Chorus]
Hot dog, I'm in the gutter
This life I'm livin's 'bout all I can mustard
Will I ketchup with the times
Or relish in the moment someday?
I'm raked and rolled over the coals
I'm just a-waitin' 'til the grill ain't cold
I got a belly full of beer and a head full of nothin'
But a heart full of lovin', someday it's comin'
Things are gonna go my way

[Verse 1]
Blow your Oscar Mayer weenie whistle
You can fit my luck in a little bitty [thistle?]
In the middle somewhere
Between dead and gone
And I could sell all my riddles
If country music was still made in Bristol
I could even make a little to pay for a fiddle
And a cryin' steel guitar

[Chorus]
'Cause hot dog, I'm in the gutter
This life I'm livin's 'bout all I can mustard
Will I ketchup with the times
Or relish in the moment someday?
I'm raked and rolled over the coals
I'm just a-waitin' 'til the grill ain't cold
I've got a belly full of beer and a head full of nothin'
But a heart full of lovin', someday it's comin'
Things are gonna go my way

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
I ain't cursed 'cause life's brought the worst
And I'm still doin' mighty alright
Some might even say
I got it made
Layin' under my yeller umbreller
Got a cooler full of cold Modelers
And a good-lookin' feller, no, I couldn't be sweller
But I still think sometimes

[Chorus]
That hot dog, I'm in the gutter
This life I'm livin's 'bout all I can mustard
Will I ketchup with the times
Or relish in the moment someday?
I'm raked and rolled over the coals
I'm just a-waitin' 'til the grill ain't cold
I've got a belly full of beer and a head full of nothin'
But a heart full of lovin', someday it's comin'
Things are gonna go my way

[Outro]
A heart full of lovin', someday it's comin'
Things are gonna go my way