Hostile Two Party System

[Intro]
One, two, one two

[Verse 1]
Well, did you vote for the right or did you vote for the left?
Well, did you vote for the blind or did you vote for the deaf?
Well, did you vote for one or did you vote for zero?
Well, did you vote for yes, did you vote no?
(On Section Nine)

[Verse 2]
Did you vote pro-life, did you vote pro-choice? (That was your choice)
Did you vote to censor, did you vote for free voice?
Well, did you vote for the man who cried crocodile tears? (They both did)
Well, the truth is all those boys, well they just want a career
(It's show business)

[Chorus]
Politics is not real wisdom
It's a hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 3]
Well, did you vote for Bush or did you vote for Quayle?
Did you know you were voting yourself into jail?
Well, did you vote for selfish reasons too? (Sorry, Texas)
You could vote for Perot and the joke'd be on you
(Yeah, you know it's true)

[Chorus]
Politics is not real wisdom
It's a hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 4]
Well, did you vote for Clinton, did you vote for Gore?
'Cause Al voted you into the desert war
Bill thinks that stickers on albums is right
Marilyn and Tipper, they're an interchangeable wife
(They're not mine and that's good news)

[Chorus]
Politics is not real wisdom
It's a hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Says [?])

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
All right, take it down
That's a real protest song
It's guaranteed to make you unpopular with everybody in the whole room
Apart from the people with intelligent minds, I guess
Apart from the free-thinkers, the libertarians

[Verse 5]
Did you vote with your heart? It didn't change the facts
You can't tell them apart if you put 'em back to back
Bill's a little bit better than George, we know that's true
Both of them have other interests than you
(Yeah, you know they do)

[Chorus]
Politics is not real wisdom
It's a hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Yeah, yeah, we're the victims
It's a hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Hostile two party system
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright

[Outro]
Thank you!