Horror Stories by Gary The Cool Guy (Ft. BATTTS & PooFace)
Horror Stories by Gary The Cool Guy (Ft. BATTTS & PooFace)

Horror Stories

Gary The Cool Guy & PooFace & BATTTS * Track #4 On Button Up EP

Horror Stories Lyrics

[Verse 1: Gary The Cool Guy]
I wake up on a Saturday morning
It's dark outside
The rain is pouring
I go to my drive and I get in my car
I drive off to Walmart to by me a gun
I buy me a chainsaw and 16 hot buns
I buy me an AK, I buy me some drums
I buy all the things because I am drunk
I take them to work with me, all in the trunk
I show to my colleagues, all of my stuff
They scream and they cry, they bolt it and run
I let off a bullet, I let off a ton
But I am not aiming, for great uncle tom
I'm aiming at the plant pot that sits in the corner
Inside is a weed, and now it's a goner
I can't have that stuff be growing in my town
Or else everyone will die, and we all fall down

[Verse 2: BATTTS]
One day was quite creepy
And I was feeling quite sleepy
I slowly walked down the hallways
But I had forgotten as always
To describe the incredibly scary room
With the painting of the moon
Which reminded me of cheese
So I wanted to eat some of that with two peas
I entered the deadly kitchen
And put myself in position
To open the fridge door
I just wanted nothing more
Than an old, store-bought gherkin
Because my brain was not working
And so I forgot about the cheese
As I opened the door I fell on my knees
The gherkin had gone missing
King Gordy's tongue it was kissing
The rest was used for baby meth
I soon after made King Gordy have an early death
I put some weed inside of his blunt
He let out one final grunt
He fell on the ground there, dead
A weed overdose straight to his head

[Verse 3: Pooface]
Scary shit
More scary than ghost
I'm scaring it
I'm more scary than most

Scary as fuck
Like an approaching truck

I'm the scariest dude ever
Me being scared? never
That was clever
Shoutout to garry because he's scarry

Horror Stories Q&A

Who wrote Horror Stories's ?

Horror Stories was written by Gary The Cool Guy.

Who produced Horror Stories's ?

Horror Stories was produced by Gary The Cool Guy.

When did Gary The Cool Guy release Horror Stories?

Gary The Cool Guy released Horror Stories on Sat Aug 24 2019.

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