Horror Movie Hero Rap Cypher

[Verse 1: Nancy Thompson (APhantomChimera)]
This ain't no dream, no, not no fairy tale
All your meaningless threats behind a thin veil
Think you got the power here? All my smarts will prevail
Got you back on my world, now I'll show you a real hell, uh
Now here's what we're gonna do, just in a moment or two
Set up a trap on the map, get your ass in the sack and we'll call it a wrap
No, you won't scare me with your petty little finger, tap, tap, tap
I'll burn your ass and clap back, entrap and close the world gap
Oh, you don't like that, huh? Tough shit, my friends are gone
And you're the reason that this shit's gone on for far too long
Now we're down to the wire, raise the stakes a little higher
By the end of the night I'll light your ass up - campfire, oh!

[Verse 2: Tommy Jarvis (Freeced)]
Tell Tony Stark to get the Mark One from retirement
It's Jarvis, I've been fly as shit 'cause I know where the iron is
And Tommy got no Tommy, that's ironic, but I'm fine with it
If I ain't got a stick, I'll strike a dick with the environment
Titan shit, if an opp is on the fence I ain't offended, nope
It's prolly that I've been sending bars through bodies like a metal post
And I don't give a fuck if it's a revenant or a regular ghost
If they be Jonesin' for a necklace of stone
I'm pressing Jason without any hesitation or reservation
Mentally, I'm stable, can't you people see that I'm your best salvation?
If he doesn't die, I'll take him to a better lake
Then chomp him up with his machete blade and sink him in a leaden basin

[Verse 3: Laurie Strode (Keetheweeb)
I am the monster you created
I bet you feeling like you staring in the mirror, huh?
Thinking, looking at how far we made it
You was staring at that picture like it did you sum
You supposed to be a ghost, so why you still alive?
When I shot you in the streets, it's where you should've died
I bet you feeling like a cat 'cause you got plenty lives
Even cats got a cap on their eternal life
One, two
Laurie's coming for you
Three, four
I'm kicking down the door
Five, six
I ain't granting your wish
Seven, eight
This a new type of hate

[Verse 4: Sydney Prescott (Knight of Breath)]
I'm not crying in the dark like a lost sheep
Put the mask on, it no longer gives me mad creeps
I've done fought this ghost so many damn times
I'll kill boyfriends, friends, and my fam, if they cross the line
You're looking tired, why the long face?
You thought that I would be a quick chase?
Look up retired, you'll see Ghostface
I'm the main character, you disgrace
You took my teens, and then you haunted me for years
But I'm not shaking in my boots, I've got no fears
You try to plan my end, but let me make this clear
The angel of death won't retreat, your hell's right here

[Verse 5: Andy Barclay (B-Lo)]
I'm Andy, but different Toy Story
Gonna grab me a shotty out of my inventory
Since I was little, I have never been the same
Something ruined my whole childhood, and it's worse than Michael Bay
Now I don't play, Barclay's taking Chucky off display
Find 'em like it's boxing day, how these fuckers keep on getting made?
Lost my trust in somebody who I thought was a friend
'Bout to burn him on the Barbie, I'mma see this to the end
Go from playing ground to hunting ground, got guns, ain't talking Nerf
Gonna trail 'till everyone is found, break 'em 'till they don't work
I'm discontinue with these voodoo dolls, they're all too dangerous
I've grown out of it all, fuck being a Toys R Us, kid

[Verse 6: Ash Williams (Carter Sauce)]
Hail to the king! Or I'll mess up your crew quick
You be a lame, I'm S-mart, you stupid
See what I bring? I be smooth on my Bruce shit
I let it go bang when she up on my broomstick
I'm a bit of a nuisance, and y'all looking clueless
So sharp when I stay armed, here, let me prove it
It's a bit of a chop chop, and then get to cookin'
Now make it look hot hot, that's what I've been doing
Direct shots like I be Sam, just building up the suspense
With this amount of camp, no wonder it's getting intense
I mean to hell with it, never did care what people said
This track be looking devilish, and I tend to leave Evil Dead