Horny (Jazz Version)

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

[Verse 2]
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin' and I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
Horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 3]
I searched from time to time, but I can't find my boo-ooh-ooh
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw ya singin' the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin' and I'm singin' this song for you
(Ahh-ha-ha-ha)

[Bridge]
Come on
Woo-hoo!
Alright
Play it for me!

[Spoken Outro]
Yeah! I don't like doing that, I sang really [?]. I sounded like a [?] going like, "yeah, nice one, all great." It doesn't sound right, it sounds silly, it sounds bloody silly, that's what it sounds like