Horny Internet Anthem

[Intro]
The internet is awesome.
One of the greatest things about the internet is how peaceful, safe and innocent it really is.
Everyone goes online to make new friends and share their cheer and joy with the rest of the digital world.

I've decided to write a cute little ditty to express this daily, innocent little cycle that we all go on every day.

I hope you enjoy it!

[Verse 1]
I jack off to anime, I jack off to spongebob
I jack off to nightcore and I jack off to your mom.

I wish I were a girl and I want to fuck a dog, give the chainsaw a twirl and cut my dick off like a log.
I whack it in the bathroom, I whack it in the bed, I throw my dick around like a baseball to my head.
I love incest and BDSM it really turns me on, but what turns me on the most is chess roleplay, I'm the pawn.

[Chorus]
I'm really really fucked up, I'm horny all the time. I'm really really fucked up, my kinks are out of line.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll even fuck your dad.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll fuck anything in my path.

[Verse 2]
I love all kinds of animals, especially when they're dead.
Economics turns me fucking on. I'll jack off to the FED.
Teletubbies reruns, I'll cum and cum and cum.
Tinkie-Winkie, Lala, Po's the best one.
I'll whack it to my own selfies, I'll come on my iPhone
I'll make a fucking fap tribute to, I don't know, Ken Bone.
And then I'll fuck your whole family, I'll fuck their families too.
Ask me who my best friend is, it's my Japanese waifu.

[Chorus]
I'm really really fucked up, I'm horny all the time. I'm really really fucked up, my kinks are out of line.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll even fuck your dad.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll fuck anything in my path.

[Verse 3]
Stick a Fushigi up my ass. I'll fuck the dragon loli.
Reach for my dick during broadcasts of murders on TV.
If I can, I'll fuck the abstract. I guess I'll fuck a tree.
I don't know any-anything, I'll fuck whatever's closet to me.

[Chorus]
I'm really really fucked up, I'm horny all the time. I'm really really fucked up, my kinks are out of line.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll even fuck your dad.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll fuck anything in my path.

[Outro]
I'm really really fucked up, I'm horny all the time.
I'm really really fucked up and my kinks are out of line.
I'm really really fucked up, I'll fuck anything in my path.
I fuck anything in my path.
I'm horny all thr time, I'll even fuck your dad.