HORNY

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning, and you kno-o-w
I tried to call you, but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected
I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the post

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

[Chrous]
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 3]
I search from town to town, but I can't find my bird (Ooh, ooh)
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing thе blues
But it was a man from nowhere-land who lookеd like you

[Verse 4]
I will keep searchin' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
(For you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you)

[Chrous]
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you
(For you, for you, for you, for you, for you, for you)

[Chrous]
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Outro]
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight