Horny ’98 (South Park Version)

[Intro: Sid Greenfield, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Production]
Production
It's Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey
Hold on...
Hello?
Trey?
Oh no, this is Matt
Matt... it's Sid Greenfield
Oh, Hey Sid! What's going on, man?
Uh, hello... uh, listen, uh, man, okay, this is you and me talkin' here, okay? Okay, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass
Right?
Okay... and you know why?
Why?
Because of this Mousse T. track
Oh, horny horny horny?
Yeah, and you know, it's, it's gotta go on the South Park Album
Oh no dude, we've already talked about this, we hate this song
No, I know you..
We've already talked about this!
I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it... but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is, this is what the kids wanna hear.. this is where the money's gonna be made!
I don't care about that!
I'm the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in Europe right now, and everyone in Europe hates you except for me, okay? I'm your... I'm your guy here, okay? Listen to me...
Right...
This song, is the best song ever written
How can you say that?
What'd I say?
'This is the best song ever written
I agree with you, man! I agree with you right there. It is a great song, and I know that, I know it's a great song..
Hold on, I'll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T., that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album
No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week
Okay, Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey
This is Trey!
Okay Trey, listen to me... this is you and me talkin' here. The Mousse T. track, it's gotta go on the album..
No!
Hello?
Hello
Will you just listen to this song just one more time?
No... I'm not gonna listen to it
Okay, here it goes... here it is

[Pre-Verse: Inaya Day, Sid Greenfield, Matt Stone, Trey Parker]
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
(Are you listening?)
(This song sucks man!)
(This song sucks! We've already talked about this!)
(Listen, listen to this part...)
(Wooo!)
(You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. you gotta Let it get in under your skin.. You can't tell me that your feet ain't moving)

[Verse 1: Inaya Day]
You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you, but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

[Verse 2: Inaya Day]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin' so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus: Inaya Day & Sid Greenfield]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(Yeah!)
So horny
Horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(Oooh, feel it, man)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 3: Inaya Day]
I searched from time to time, but I can't find my boo, oh no
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin', and I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus: Inaya Day, Sid Greenfield, Matt Stone]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but it's actually a metaphor for being horny, it's genius)
So horny
Horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(Have you ever been horny, Matt?)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
(Matt? Matt, are you still listening? Matt, are ya still listening?)
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
(Arrgh, son of a bitch! Matt, god damnit! Pick up the phone!)
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
(I'm still here)
(Hi Matt)
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
(See, check this part out right here)
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..

[Verse 2: Inaya Day, Sid Greenfield, Matt Stone]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
This, this is... we said no to this song, like, a month ago... it sucks!
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you
Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?

[Chorus: Inaya Day, Sid Greenfield, Matt Stone]
(Matt, you are wrong here!)
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(Matt, you don't understand, it's European!)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
(I don't care about that!)
(What if it's the last song on the album?)
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
(No)
(Okay, what if it's the first song on the album?)
(No)
(What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

[Outro: Matt Stone & Sid Greenfield]
No!
All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..
I agree..
We didn't wanna pack it with bullshit, it's bullshit
I agree! I mean, that's why, uh..
No, this song, is not going on the South Park Record! It's not going on the album!
Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i'm your guy