Horny ’98

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin' so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 3]
I searched from town to town, but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singin' the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searchin' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin' and I'm singin' this song for you
(For you, for you, for you, for you)

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin' so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Outro]
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny