Hornbag

[Intro: Kath Day-Knight, spoken]
I'm very proud of how I look
Yes, I am high maintenance
But I think you gotta be

[Verse 1: Playlunch, sung]
Hornbag at 12 o'clock
Redbull vodka please
She's drinking Chardonnay
With her new TAFE degree

Witchery jacket
With a cigarette and a rake
She ain't no killer
She's the queen of Fountain Lakes

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Oh, a housewife by the name of Mrs. D
I wanna ride back to her house tonight
See the good room that she keeps

In my Barina, I seen her everyday
I need a Wetex and a squeegee
When she calling out my name

[Chorus]
That boomer baby
She's a hornbag
Such a foxy lady
She's a hornbag
I wish shе'd say that I'm a spunkrat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice, differеnt, unusual

[Verse 2 Intro: Kath Day-Knight, spoken]
Well Sharon it's all in your perimones
I mean, it's chemistry
I give off an aroma that does things to Kel

[Verse 2: Playlunch, sung]
I wanna take her out
Treat her like a queen
Take her to paradise
Stay at Tullamarine

Don't need no Gucci
That Coogi when she turn
That booty when she riverdance
Shaking with her perm

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh, that tote bag and that custom Parakeet
I wanna take her on a sticky date
To Southland where we'd meet

She got a boyfriend, but he don't need to know
They tell me that I'm a freckle
But I'm a motherfucking mole

[Chorus]
That boomer baby
She's a hornbag
Such a foxy lady
She's a hornbag
I wish she'd say that I'm a spunkrat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice, different, unusual

[Saxophone solo]

[Bridge]
H - O - R - N - B - A - G
Get with me, baby
F - O - X - Y, day and night
Be my foxy lady

H - O - R - N - B - A - G
Get with me, baby
Make it mutual
Nice, different, unusual

[Chorus]
That boomer baby
She's a hornbag
Such a foxy lady
She's a hornbag
I wish she'd say that I'm a spunkrat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice, different, unusual