And then we'll see what other hoops
We can create to distract you from books
And then we'll see
And then we'll see
Today the secretary pulled my file
Told me to sit in the hall a while
I get my orders from administration
She says legislation blocks your application
If you'd like an education
Please fill out forms A, B and C
And attach it to form D
And then we'll see what other hoops
We can create to distract you from books
And then we'll see what other hoops
We can create to distract you from books
And then we'll see
And then we'll see
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
Today the secretary pulled my file
Told me to sit in the hall a while
I get my orders from administration
She says legislation blocks your application
If you'd like an education
Please fill out forms A, B and C
And attach it to form D
And then we'll see what other hoops
We can create to distract you from books
We'll send you to the office across the hall
They'll send you right back feeling small
And then we'll see
And then we'll see
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
We'll wear you down, in ways so subtle, we'll wear you down
Wear you, wear you, wear you, wear you down
Hoops was written by Dan Potthast.
Hoops was produced by Robert Berry & MU330.