Anthony: Get ready, everybody. It's hoop dee doo wiggly polka time!
Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo
I hear a polka and my troubles are through
Hoop dee doo, hoop dee dee
This kind of music is like heaven to me
Hoop dee doo, hoop dee doo
It's got me higher than a kite
Hand me down my soup and fish. I am gonna get my wish
Hoop dee dooin' it tonight
When there's a trumpet blowing rat-a-ta-ta-ta
I get a thrill. Whoopie! I always will
Murray: Jeff?
When there's an old accordion stretching out a mile
I always smile. Whoo hoo. Cause that's my style
Anthony: Here comes Greg
When they fiddle in the middle it really is real how they play a tune so sweet
Play a tune so sweet that I could die
Anthony: Murray?
Oh, lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more
Cause I'm a hoop dee doing kind of guy
Murray: We all are!
Hoop dee doo. Hoop dee doo
Hoop dee doo. Hoop dee dee
Hoop dee doo. Hoop dee doo
Hoop dee dooin' it tonight
When there's a trumpet blowing rat-a-ta-ta-ta
I get a thrill. Ha ha! I always will. Whoo hoo
When there's an old accordion stretching out a mile
I always smile. Ha ha! Cause that's my style
Anthony: Greg?
When they fiddle in the middle it really is a riddle how they play the tune so sweet
Play the tune so sweet that I could die
Anthony: Here comes Murray
Oh, lead me to the floor and hear me yell for more
Cause I'm a hoop dee dooin' kind of guy
Hoop dee doo. Hoop dee doo
I here a polka and my troubles are through
Hoop dee doo, Hoop dee dee
This kind of music is like heaven to me
Hoop dee doo. Hoop dee doo
It's got me higher than a kite
Oh, hand me down my soup and fish. I am gonna get my wish
Hoop dee dooin' it with all of my might
I'm in polka
I'm in the mood
When I'm dancing
Give me room
Hoop dee dooin' it, hoop dee dooin' it, hoop dee dooin' it tonight