Hoochie

[Verse 1]
You don't wanna go outside
Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike
I got you in the shins and I broke your stride
It's cute that you cried

[Verse 2]
I don't wanna catch my breath
I only feel alive when you're around my neck
I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends
They were nothing like me

[Chorus]
And, if I was you
I would probably love me, too
You know it smells like sweet perfume
In the back of my van
And, if she was cool
She would probably dig me, too
You're gonna have to marry her in June?
I guess they all lose

[Verse 3]
I only have to second guess
Maybe she's like me but in a better dress
You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets
That you can't touch

[Verse 4]
I saw you bought another bass
I thought I told you that it was a waste of space
I know you're gonna start another shit-hot band
And make me laugh

[Chorus]
And, if I was you
I would probably love me, too
You know it smells like sweet perfume
In the back of my van
And, if she was cool
She would probably dig me, too
You're gonna have to marry her in June?
I guess they all lose

[Chorus]
And, if I was you
I would probably love me, too
You know it smells like sweet perfume
In the back of my van
And, if she was cool
She would probably dig me, too
You're gonna have to marry her in June?
I guess they all lose