Honey Bun

[Intro]
Yeah

My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is something to applaud
Where she's narrow she's narrow as an arrow
And she's broad
Where a broad
Should be broad

[Verse 1]
A hundred and one pounds of fun
Yeah, that's my little honey bun
Get a load of honey bun tonight
I'm speakin' of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynamite

Her hair is blond and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips
And I call her hips
"Twirly" and "Whirly"

Oh, she's my baby, and I'm her pap
I'm her booby, she's my trap
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun
Believe me, sonny
I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun

[Verse 2]
Come on
A hundred and one pounds of fun (Yeah)
Yeah, that's my little honey bun! (Come on)
Get a load of honey bun tonight
I'm speakin' of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynamite

Her hair (Blond and curly)
Her curls (Hurly-burly)
Her lips (Pips)
I call her hips
"Twirly" and "Whirly"

Oh, she's my baby, and I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun
Believe me, sonny

[Outro]
She's a cookie who will cook you 'til you're done
(Ain't bein' funny)
Sonny, put your money
On my my my my my my my my
Honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey
Bun bun bun bun bun bun bun bun
Bun bun bun bun bun bun bun
Sonny, put your money on my honey bun!