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Take a body nice and lean
Clean it in your washing machine
Formaldehyde up its backside
Remove the teeth and scrub out the eyes

250 degrees – cooked on high
Sprinkle with relish and cheese – for 3 hours
Cook 'till the buttocks are browned – wipe them clean
Grab knife, grab fork and chow down – oh so tasty

"Welcome in everybody, my name is Julia Childs
Please excuse all the carnage… I just filleted a child"